A Funny Email I Received

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the  desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound  asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo  Sabe, look towards sky, what you see? 

'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of  stars.'

What that tell you?' asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger  ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there  are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.  Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to  be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the  Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorological, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you,  Tonto?'

"You dumber than a Congressman. It means someone stole the  tent."